
Wear Your Truth. Own Your Chaos.
Show off your student affairs sense of humor with this delightfully snarky long sleeve t-shirt that perfectly captures the reality of working in student life. The front features the spot-on multiple-choice question: "Student life professional: (a) a therapist (b) bouncer (c) parent (d) all of the above" - because let's be honest, we all know the correct answer. The back displays the classic DRT logo for those in the know.
Perfect for student affairs professionals who appreciate a good laugh about the beautifully chaotic nature of their work, or anyone who wants to give a knowing nod to the unsung heroes of campus life.
Product features
Care instructions
Fabric
Environmentally-friendly manufactured cotton that gives a thicker vintage feel
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Safety and Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the EU REACH requirements.
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels offered by a variety of print partners are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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